Revolutionaries United in the Fight Against Grain Learn the Truth and Help us Fight The Oppression Produced by Grains! Learn the Truth and Help Us Spare Mankind! Sign Our Guestbook Below and Become a Member of the Revolution |
Hello Citizens of the World: This is the grain oppression informational site of the revolution. We have faced divide-and-conquer strategies by our oppressors, massive consipiracy which prevents us from using the media to bring our message to the masses, brainwashing and mind control, as well as other tactics which have left us with a relatively small number of revolutionaries. But our site will surely grow as the word spreads and more valiant activists join our fight! We will not be stopped! We will fight the power! Now to explain what we are fighting for those of you who are uninformed (which is a sadly large number of people) - Grain is Evil. Why? Have you never looked at a cornflake and seen the face of death? It is no coincidence that a cornflake in milk withers like the aging flesh of a dying human. Do not be fooled into thinking there is no meaning behind such an occurence. Do you not ever wonder what that "Snap, crackle and pop" is really saying to you? Of course there is meaning there! It is called code programming and mind control, people Wonder why Dick Clark is 518 year old? The man has never touched a grain product. But you won't see this on infomercials. Why? Read below about the involved parties. Grains stunt the growth of brain cells and the brainwashing and unavoidable propoganda prevents you from learning the truth about that which has slowed your mind from being able to grasp the truth. We are here to bring you into the light and out from the darkness that blinds you. Question everything! We do and that is how we discovered grain oppression - the root of all evil. How Does It Work? This is very complicated, but we have literature with all the details explained for you available for a reasonable donation. We are currently looking into the legal ramifications of distributing our words on the world wide web, since speech is not really free when you are trying to reveal a widespread international cover up supported by many powerful forces. Know Thine Enemy: Who are the oppressors, you ask so naively? We have narrowed down those involved to a certain specific number of individuals, organizations, national governments, and television celebrities. However, anyone could be part of the dark side, so this is by no means a comprehensive list. Your friends, family, neighbors, and others could be involved, even unwittingly as tools of the oppression. Trust no one. A Few of The Oppressors Involved: All of these accusations are alleged since we do not have enough revolutionaries for prison solidarity at this time. The CIA Tony the Tiger of Frosted Flakes Sweden and other fascist regimes Dr. Phil and Oprah Winfrey Satan Public education in all forms (propaganda institutions that serve mind-numbing grains) The Romans (you've seen that Roman Meal bread - the romans were grain consumers, which is why Jesus is dead) Ralph Nader (a grain eater, sadly) Rupert Murdoch (ever see our truth on the Fox Networks?) Ted Turner and CNN (see above) The NY Times and all other newspapers The Green Party (green = growth = grain; pay attention to the code!) The Disney Company and all things Disney (many media outlets are owned by the Evil Empire of the Mouse) America Online (directly involved in suppressing our message by zapping people from the Evil Cornflakes chat room) Canada (grain eaters - though some Canadians have rejected this and become part of our revolution) MTV (selling grains to the young people; ever notice those cereal boxes on The Real World?) All other television networks except CSPAN (supported by grain ads, the revolution will never be televised. CSPAN (see Nader below) Nielsen Media Research (see above) All magazines and newspapers Microsoft and Bill Gates Yahoo (suppressing grain oppression info online). All TV Talk Show Hosts (suppressing our message) Communists and Democrats (ie bastards) Kellogg (the demon enterprise) General Mills (see above) Post (see above) All other cereal manufacturers. Hostess and all other bread and baked good manufacters Bakeries Beer Manufacturers Bars Restaraunts Human Rights Groups that serve grains to starving people Green Peace (see Geen Party above) PETA (grain-eating fascists) vegetarians (see above) All other groups of hippie Commie and/or fascist bastards People who eat granola (blatant grain propaganda) Osama Bin Laden (he is involved in all things evil) Michael Moore (we wanted his help, but yet another grain eater succumbs to the lies) Who is on our side? We are currently seeking support from the following individuals and corporations, but have yet to get any endorsements. The conspiracy runs deep. Pat Robertson O.J. Simpson Mr. Kool-Aid (the Kool-Aid Pitcher) Joe Camel and the Tobacco Industry (Only the children can save our souls, we must reach them somehow. God bless the tobacco industry!) Pamela Anderson Lee Tammy Faye Baker Dow (the sainted, healing chemical manufacturer) Black and Decker Dupont Regis Philbin The sadly misdirected anti-globalization movement as a whole (Indy Media has not volunteered to help us spread our message; so much for solidarity among movements.) Mother Jones (yet to respond) The Utne Reader (see above) Z Magazine (see above) Theme Song: Our revolution has no theme song as of yet, due to the fact that a few singers we considered approaching for this are blatant grain eaters (Holly Near, Ani Difranco) and others are involved in financially supporting or being supported by the oppressors (all the people who sang in "We Are the World"). However we wish to adopt the following excerpt from the song, "To the Teeth" by Ani Difranco which we will use in our own theme song, yet to be written: open fire on Hollywood, open fire on MTV, open fire on NBC, and CBS and ABC Of course our version will be edited and fire - a form of resistence sadly vulnerable to that evil substance known as water - will be changed to nukes (our only hope). What can you do? Follow our advice at your own risk. We accept no responsibility for mishaps, mysterious disappearances, threats, alienation by your brainwashed friends and family who have yet to learn the truth, or bizarre side effects from bleach consumption, Join our cause! And then, be careful. They are after us. If you have been infested with grains - there is only one actual way to cure yourself. We have found this through our own extensive research: You must use bleach, not water. Water is evil. It rots pipes. Drink the bleach and use the healing power of chemicals to rid yourself of grain torment! We thank all the chemical companies of the world for their contributions to the health of the human species. Our Plans: We have come to the conclusion that there is only one way to end the massive oppression. We have no other options. We need nukes. Nuclear bombs to save us all. We intend to get them either from Russia, or Iraq, but it would not be prudent to reveal details of our plans here. Suffice it to say we will have some trouble in our mission to Iraq, because, although we know Suddam Hussein has many nuclear bombs which could help us, we might be bombed by Nato forces ourselves during our mission. If you have expertise in such stealth operations please join us in solidarity today! Tell everyone you know about the truth about our collective oppression via grains. We will not be silenced! Please spare as many brainwashed souls from an early death as you possibly can. It is a proven fact that individuals who never touch grains have lived for hundreds of years. Of course you will never hear about this from the mass media. See information about them above. BEWARE of the cereal aisle of grocery stores! That is where packaged death lies awaiting you in pretty colors. |
Revolutionaries United in the Fight Against Grain Learn the Truth and Help us Fight The Oppression Produced by Grains! Learn the Truth and Help Us Spare Mankind! Sign Our Guestbook Below and Become a Member of the Revolution |